Berte

adj. (pronounced Bert-a in english) Norwegian slang pretty much meaning to be super pimp/fly and having a way with the ladies

1. Se på ham, han er så sexy og Berte
(translation) look at him he is so sexy and Berta

by norwy1 December 30, 2010

Bert

A code name used when talking about your boss in public. This protects you from the unlikely event that the person at the next table is the boss' next door neighbour, brother, in-law or tennis partner.

Joe: "I hear Bert's new girlfriend has a bit of a coke habit"

Gary: "I'd like to hang that prick over a river of burning acid and give scissors to the last 5 people he has destroyed".

Joe: "Yeah, me too. I hate Bert"

by 4sail July 17, 2006

bert

another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie

hey, i can i get a bert from you?

by italianstallionmb August 19, 2010

bert

verb: bert; 3rd person present: berts; past tense: berted; gerund or present participle: berting

To overpower or knock someone out and/or defeat (someone) in a game or competition.

synonyms: KTFO, dunked

That overweight Burger King employee just got #berted by an angry customer. Next time he better not forget the salt on those fries.

Hey guys we better log off our militia characters. We don't want to get berted by GOAT again.

by _GOAT_ May 28, 2019

berts

When you are the no name version because you're not cool enough to be a Bart

Thats so something a berts would do

by DogsSquad February 11, 2020

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Bert

In the High Peak area of Northern England, Bert is used as a term of endearment for a person of any gender.

''Ey up Bert ye alreet?''

by TranPanTrashcan July 23, 2021