Squeaky door

When a man straps a dildo to his back during a threesome with two women. The women then lay one in front of the man and one behind. The man proceeds to place his penis in the woman in front of him and the dildo in the woman behind him. The then begins to piston in and out fucking both women simultaneously.

Man1: 'God my back is killing me'
Man2: 'What did you do?'
Man1: 'I took 2 girls back to my place last night and gave them a squeaky door. It mustve fucked my back up'

by Ironpig94 August 25, 2011

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squeaky wheel gets the grease

Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")

We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

by J Basc January 1, 2008

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Squeaky Chesney

After restraining someone put your ballsack in their mouth, face their feet and fart in their face.

“You’re a dickhead mate say that again and I’ll give you a Squeaky Chesney”

by Wu-Tang Williams January 8, 2020

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Squeaky Eel

When you're getting a handjob, and you run out of lube, so you have to use WD-40 instead.

After meeting on Farmer's Meet, and dating for 2 weeks, Jenny finally gave Timothy a squeaky eel behind the barn.

by the gordano June 24, 2016

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Bahama Eagle Squeak

while having intercourse with a girl on a cruise to the Bahamas, that you took with your parents, you orgasm, and your voice squeaks. She proceeds to stop and quickly puts her clothes on and walks out. You see her many times around the ship along the duration of the cruise, and its very awkward.

person 1: "hey man how was the cruise?"
person 2: "it was good man, but i was doin this girl and let out a Bahama Eagle Squeak....it was all over from then."

by studebaker5 January 9, 2013

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