Zomped

Zomped has basically the same meaning as owned, or pwned.It means to be beaten very very very badly by something or some one, to to beat something or some one very badly, to an embarassing level.

He zomped the competition.
I was completed zomped last night.

by QuakeFit September 23, 2005

zompire dracularius

A rare monster which involves a cross-breed between a vampire and a zombie. They are very dangerous, and if you see one, you should run.

Darcula's illigitimate son (via Cleopatra) is the most prime example. His name is Tom Cruise, and is the worlds most famous zompire dracularius.

by zompired October 14, 2009

Zompkin

The act of giving a blumpkin to a dead guy, or as the word suggests .. a zombie.

Guy: What's wrong?!
Girl: Well, I thought I was giving my boyfriend a blumkin, and I didn't realize that halfway through, it turned into a ZOMPKIN!

by stevekhool July 29, 2008

zompla

a canadian meal taken after supper when you are still hungry

Matthew: Adrian, are you still hungry?

Adrian: of course i eat non stop i'm australian, i'm going to have a canadina zompla

by alsjdyfg October 3, 2009

zomplex

A complex or embarrassed feeling about saying words in a zombie tone, while in the presence of others.

I have a zomplex, so, I never zombify words or phrases in front of even my family.

by SM1 December 6, 2013

zoompers

Zoompers can be anything from obscure but interesting facts or silly jokes to a bit of helpful advice. A pleasant thought. Something to think about.

Pat was the hit of the party with his fascinating zoompers.

by DRV3 September 4, 2019

zoomped

Zoomped is the name of a certain instagram page located in aightville. The true definition of Zoomped is in the eye of the beholder. Zoomped can be used for multiple purposes.

That man is Zoomped

by whatifiusedmyrealname September 28, 2022