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Zombietard

A person or group of people that are so high they are beyond just being retarded. They move very slow in a zombie like state, eating everything they can get their hands on, while having the mental capacity of a house pet.
We smoked so much weed last night that we were so zombietarded it took us twenty minutes to figure out how to get the fridge open.
by MSUSEE April 9, 2015
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zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.
Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!
by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018
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Zombiemater

Hey look at that zombie eating that tomato like its some sort of zombiemater
by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017
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Zombieployee

Someone holding a job with no valorization, no meaning, no future in it. Demotivated in his job and feels like a number.
Man, i have no fullfilling in this job. I just say yes to everything and my work doesn't have any meaning. I feel like I am a zombieployee.
by JackAceJack October 2, 2017
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zombiecatzzz

a swaggy cat bitch on tiktok who can draw
daniel: omg ur such a zombiecatzzz!
tyler: awe thank you!
by og.transfat March 18, 2021
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Zombiepikophobia

The irrational fear of encountering Zombiepiko, a mysterious entity from the WC:UE server who is known for its erratic and unpredictable behavior. Those who suffer from Zombiepikophobia often find themselves feeling anxious and paranoid in the presence of Zombiepiko, and will often go out of their way to avoid any interactions with it.
"Person" always avoided interacting with the WC:UE server because of their fear of encountering Zombiepiko. They suffered from Zombiepikophobia, a crippling hatred and nervousness that made them feel terrified and hate at the thought of mentioning or interacting with Zombiepiko.
by kaipurrs August 22, 2023
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zombiefuck

A person so drunk they walk around hunchback style, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over.
That drunk zombiefuck stumbled out onto the road and got mashed by that tractor trailer.
by scottydabody69 February 12, 2006
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