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George Zimmer

President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse, this man has a reputation of breaking into the rooms of very attractive woman and raping them with his giant penis. He is a man amongst men, living everyman's dream.
Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. I was taking an evening stroll down the street and saw your mother walking towards me. My beef hammer called for sweet relief and strianed against the zipper of my pants. I could not take this punisment any longer. So I swung my monolithic man meat God bestowed upon me and knocked her into a dumpster in a nearby alley. I then proceeded to ram my extra large man salami into her tight hole. Her unwilling moist lips could not take the punishment my thirty pound man hammer did upon her. After shooting my special blend of polonious nut naplam flavored butter, I used my extra large wrecking balls to smash a hole into the wall of a building and escaped into the night. I gaurntee it.
by TKFox007 July 26, 2008
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cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
by alienman September 6, 2013
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Ferguson Missouri cops have a bad case of Zimmermania.
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Andrew Zimmern

An amazing guy with his own show on the travel channel. He travels the world eating one nasty thing after another. Does a wonderful job describing what things taste like, although we have to wonder if bugs can be, "delightfully crunchy and slightly citrus-y." ?

The host of an incredibly good show, go watch it.

Friends with Anthony Bourdain, another awesome guy.
Did you see the one where Andrew Zimmern ate a pretzel that was actually a worm and said it was good for people watching there carbs?!
by Athyraslove August 14, 2008
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zimmer frame

the four legged frame that old people use to clamber along the side walk, if any hope maybe into the road!
betty: i got the new zimmer frame with rcoket powered wheels!! =)

susan: nice one betty! (what a stupido)
by me, as me June 11, 2006
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Zimmered

To be one-uped by someone else.
I had that great story about when I saved that rabbit from being eaten by the cat when I got Zimmered by that guy who saved that kid from being hit by a truck.
by SARKMAN October 25, 2006
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