zeusig

zeusig means that something is really really cool... it's like the god Zeus himself.

Wow that are some really zeusig shoes!

by FancySuit June 28, 2009

Zeus J

A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .

Georgeous: I love buckets of grease with extra ranch and lots of banana buns .

Zeus J : Cool George

by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022

Zemus

A Zemus is typically a meme driven whore who will slay your bussy.

Gurl yes, that is Zemus our bussy slayed queen!

by NoThanksQueenxoxo January 31, 2023

Zeus

He is the worst god of them all. Suffers from bipolar disorder and many more unnamed mental illnesses. Tends to throw thunderbolts in tantrum state. Is a hypocrite. Is a chronic womanizer, despite marriage to Queen Hera. Must be dethroned as a king. Must be stripped from his title as 'god of justice and law'. Must be killed at sight.

Beware: Most people he dates tend to have horrible fate.

Ancient Greek Guy 1: I heard the Olympians teamed up to destroy the god of evil.

Ancient Greek Guy 2: Whom? Hades.

Ancient Greek Guy 1: Naw, dude. Hades is lit. Zeus 'Can't-Keep-It-In-His-Pants-EAT-LIGHTNING-old-guy' was the one that got destroyed. He deserved it.

by Hestia4Lyf December 26, 2018

Zeus's Beard

adj.

How aweful, what a suprise

By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident

by Ben Jermain May 15, 2006

Zeus Logic

A very ambiguous yet genius train of thought, usually involves a lot of nostalgic references. Can be confused for mindless ramble, until you get till the end and realize that it was nothing but sheer brilliance.

Zeus logic is why i go to middleeasy.com everyday.

by connertreffry March 10, 2011

zeisler

Uncontrollable flappage of the mouth; to confront or debate in a strong manner at the wrong time; massive ego:uncheckable

Ryan really pulled a zeisler in the meeting the other day, I hope he learned a lesson!

by KGMSquared August 4, 2011