zeesus

Jesus' mother.

Keith Lemon: In the bible what is Jesus' mother called?
Joey Essex (nerd of the planet) : Zeesus.

by lillllllll November 30, 2013

zeeky boogy doog

Words that trigger a nuclear mini-explosion in the Demented Cartoon Movie

Blah Cousteau: Now we have found ze bubblerfish. I will now shine the light on it.
Zeeky H. Bomb: Zeeky boogy doog!
Blah Cousteau: Oh 1@#$.
BOOM!

by Korora February 17, 2005

zeeky boogy doog

A word that upon said causes the activation of an H-Bomb launcher on the surface of mars to launch an H-Bomb onto whoever said it. Usually Zeeky.H.Bomb

*tip-toe-tip-toe*

Blah Guy 1: Shh, we have to be quiet.

Blah Guy 2: Yeah, otherwise we'll never find a kamakazie watermelon.

Fooby:Diddly-dee-dee-deeee! Wheeeeee!
*Zeeky.H.Bomb wakes*

Blah Guy 1: Oh no!

Zeeky.H.Bomb: Zeeky Boogy Doog!

All Blah Guys: Gahhhhhhhhhh!
*Nuclear Explosion*

by D4rkEntity October 11, 2006

zeekify

To make into sheer awesomness

Can you Zeekify this PowerPoint?

by jedimasteryoda123 March 2, 2015

Zeegun

To zeegun is to move or do anything in life.

We should probably zeegun across all these creeks.

Hey, was that you zeegunning through the slough?

by Jbenoit November 17, 2022

Erik Zeikus

That one European kid that likes playing tennis and masturbating 3+ times a day.

“Is that Erik Zeikus?”
“The tennis kid that masturbates 3+ times a day? Yup.”

by evandagoon April 4, 2020

zeek

To Get Your Hair-Line Messed up by a barber....or whoever is cutting your hair.

Line could be pushed back, or not straight.

"I went to that barber and he zeeked me"
"Damn what happened to your line? You got zeeked!"

by Ya Bosses Boss November 16, 2006