Double Zapper

The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating

Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit

by Smiffythegreat October 20, 2016

zit zapper

Someone who enjoys popping zits. Their own zits, their friends zits, or even a strangers zits.

Barry: Dude I have this killer zit on my back and I can't reach it!

Yolanda: Oh, you should ask Anne to get that for you. She's a zit zapper!

by zitqueenleah October 15, 2007

Dukey Zapper

After you've been eating her ass for a while, so it's good and moist, touch her butthole with a 9V battery

"she took the battery out of my smoke detector just so she could get a Dukey Zapper"

by BadBadger July 28, 2018

load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.

I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.

by Jimi Digital February 18, 2023

thug zapper

A taser

Officer Hendricks, in addition to his 9mm Beretta, was issued handcuffs, a baton, and a thug zapper by his department.

by Shawn in ATL May 23, 2016

Double Zapper

The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating

Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit

by Smiffythegreat October 20, 2016

bug zapper

A person that gives a gift to someone with the intention of covertly benefiting from the use of that gift.

You go to your local WAL-Mart and purchase a really nice, top of the line, bug zapper. Then in a gracious gesture you give it to your new neighbor as a house warming present. That summer you relax in your back yard to the sound of sizzling insects and you never have to maintain it!

by Hang June 7, 2006