Fat guy with a mullet that has a unique skill of running at animal speed when you take his hat.
His hat had to to get surgically removed while his parents were fishing at 12 at midnight.
His hat had to to get surgically removed while his parents were fishing at 12 at midnight.
Random: "Oi you I'll pay you 5 bucks if you take fat zacky's hat"
Random 2:"Nah bro that guy is an animal if you mess with his hat"
Random:"FIne here, grab my bag I'll show you how it's done..." 10 seconds later
Fat zacky:"Oiii you fucking dog Give me, my fucking hat"
Random 2:"I can't believe he actually took that fat cunt's hat"
Random 2:"Nah bro that guy is an animal if you mess with his hat"
Random:"FIne here, grab my bag I'll show you how it's done..." 10 seconds later
Fat zacky:"Oiii you fucking dog Give me, my fucking hat"
Random 2:"I can't believe he actually took that fat cunt's hat"
by Damnsonhesrunnin November 15, 2017

by Zacky & Mikey August 18, 2010

by Best bitch in the world June 3, 2016

The Rhythm Guitarist For Avenged Sevenfold. He was born in Orange County, California on the 11th of December 1981. His Eyes are Green. Zacky Vengeance has a penchant for changing his hair colour quite often, bleaching his hair white and dyed purple on the top (2004). He has recently completely dyed his hair blonde.He owns a clothing line called Zacky V. Presents Many of the designs include the Vengeance University logo, or skulls along with the Est. 6661 logo.He has a dog named Ichabod C. Vengeance.His passion for music and guitar came in at quite an early age when he began teaching himself guitar on his dad's old acoustic at thirteen, He managed to learn the riffs to many of his favorite songs even though he had to play the guitar upside down due to the fact he is left handed and his father not.While still in high-school he began playing guitar for MPA, a band he and some other friends had started; the name came from a night of watching porn, hence the name Mad Porno Action. Although they played one concert in the quad at school they were unsuccessful and Vengeance was blamed for stealing all the microphones and was arrested but no charges were made.In the Avenged Sevenfold All Excess DVD, Baker talks about how he and M. Shadows formed Avenged Sevenfold. Later on Shadows goes on to say that when they all picked their stage names, Zacky adopted the stage name Zacky Vengeance because "There were a lot of people he really had a problem with back in high school."
Zachary Jonathan Baker(Zacky Vengeance) has the cutest green eyes and the greatest baby face ive ever seen i love him
by Jami-Lee Martel October 23, 2007

tuna can--the size penis zacky poo poo wishes he had and zacky poo poo the name we gave him because we love him
Zacky poo poo tuna can keeps tryin to flash his tuna can but no one ever remembers there microscope :) love you zacky poo poo
by luciouslalah September 24, 2010

1.) adjective: compassionate, warm-hearted, loving.
2.) adjective: tenderly concerned and helpful
3.) adjective: affectionate
4.) idea: kindness, sympathy, understanding
2.) adjective: tenderly concerned and helpful
3.) adjective: affectionate
4.) idea: kindness, sympathy, understanding
by Aiko02 January 27, 2019

Zackie is a handsome, kind and sweet guy that'll always make you laugh. A very loyal, sweet, and caring person. A good friend to have, he will always be by your side and never betrays anyone. Usually, a Zackieis a bit shy when asking out his crush, but will always be there for her. Around his crush, he would probably try to make friends with her. Most Zackie's are on the sweet side meaning no matter what he will make a friend feel happy even if it means making him feel terrible. He is trustworthy and won’t tell anyone a secret unless it's his own and he is telling a good friend or GF. It’s barely possible for him to cross the line because he loves his friends more than himself. If you’re friends with a Zackie then you’re very lucky. He will always help you with anything you need/want.
1. Yo Zackie.
2. What?
1. Can you do something for me?
2. Yeah, what do you need?
1. Can you ask my crush out for me bro?
2. Ok I’ll do it right now.
2. What?
1. Can you do something for me?
2. Yeah, what do you need?
1. Can you ask my crush out for me bro?
2. Ok I’ll do it right now.
by Drangon_Gamer132 November 24, 2019
