Yosh

Someone who completely fails at life and is naturally bad at everything he does. He cannot speak and has fewer rights than half of a squashed maggot's intestine. The only thing he is good at is falling or fAiLinG and his only purpose in life is to entertain others by being held, totally helpless, while someone repeatedly flicks his left testicle.

Yosh: ...
person A: let's Jesus Yosh
(Person A and B hold each of his arms while C flicks his testicle and 5 more watch and laugh)

by ostrichbean May 17, 2012

Yosh

Yosh is a term used to express dissatisfaction after being easily deceived or duped.

Nate: Welcome to Cleveland Dave! Anything you want to do while you are here?

Dave: Well, a friend of mine said I should try a Cleveland Steamer, so maybe we can go get those one day.

Nate: You want me to poop on your stomach?

Dave: What???? I thought it was some kind of dumpling. Aw man…totally got Yoshed.

by Pablo Diggity January 26, 2011

Yosh

A cigarette. A slang word, primarily used when being discreet of one's tobacco addiction.

This word originated from Vancouver B.C, of Canada and is commonly used in the East Vancouver community.

Hey honey, I'm going to take the trash out, did you want to go for a yosh?

by Batfight November 04, 2010

Yosh

A word derived from the motherland of Poland and now used commonly in the northeastern part of the United States and Canada.It is used in context with Polish people and roundheads. Can also be found as a prefix to Mosh. (YosheeMosh)

I have mosh, you love yosh, a shnagga doan-ah!

hey look! its R-Yosh!

by jeremy June 02, 2004

yoshing

the act of being random around a big group of people.

damn, that kid is trying to act cool by yoshing

by YOSHI Sqauwk October 13, 2010

yosh

a mixture of crunk and hyphy based in the Los Angeles Area

"We got YOSH at that party last night."

by Mistah C.A.P November 05, 2007

Yosh

Master of Call of Duty and can own Maximus with his BAR

Yosh is the masta of all and kills all of his clan easily

by Yoshara January 17, 2005