ya mum

1. Self explanatory. Your. Mum.

2. The ultimate standby when unable to think of an insulting comeback.

3. Or, for the ultra-dumb, s phrase used commonly throughout the day for absolutely no reason.

1. "Who's on the phone?"
"Ya mum again."
"Damn it."

2. "You're a douchebag!"
"Ya mum is a douchebag!"

3. "Hi."
"Ya mum."
"How's it going?"
"Ya mum."
"What day is it?"
"Ya mum."

by ya mum. November 24, 2006

Ya Mum

refering to ur mum, can lead into sentences like ya mums ass ya mums penis ya mums boobs

Ya mums so fat that when she jumped into the pacicfic ocean it became the pacific dessert

by Mr. wank September 27, 2006

ya mum

i had meat ball for lunch..
ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend...
ya mum did

by ya mum November 18, 2003

YA MUM

Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with!

Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'?
Bob: Ya mum's hangin?
Joe: Ya Fat!
Bob: Ya Mum's Fat!
Joe: What did I do to do?
Bob: Ya Mum did something to you!

"Joe has logged out."

by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004

ya mum

A phrase that is useful to include in insults when learning another language, so then you can insult people's mothers and they don't even know it.

puedo tenor sexo con tu mama en tu cama?
which is spanish for can i have sex with ya mum in your bed?

by veryspecialperson December 28, 2005

ya mum

A lame, but funny joke. Note that it's not an insult.

"Ya mum"
"Ya mum's mum"

"You suck"
"Ya mum sucks"

by Marbarian May 3, 2005

ya mum

A well fit bitch who i had last night

i had carl nunns mum

by Anonymous May 16, 2003