xmas spam

same as emas, but more than one, and less interesting

"merry christmas. win a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorder"

by schinter January 1, 2005

weed xmas tree

When a marijuana plant is decorated as a christmas tree

damn i cant wait till i smoke the weed xmas tree on christmas eve.

by RicK-3 November 20, 2007

Premature Xmas-culation

The premature celebration of the Christmas holiday that is so often and annoyingly practiced by society. Symptoms include commercials shamelessly featuring holiday tunes and imagery the day we turn the calendar to November, store aisles being speckled with red and green products as early as mid-October, and post Black Friday you'd have to be a hermit not to hear a little jolly x-mas ditty every single day.

Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.

Wall-mart is already stocking the shelves with Christmas shit? Halloween was freaking yesterday, premature xmas-culation much?!

by PerspectiveFTW November 3, 2010

Boris Xmas Party

A Christmas party that was attended by some invited politicians and civil servants in a government building, when the country was under a lockdown, or under strict Covid rules—they needed to bring along their own spirits and snacks to avoid any suspicion of breaking the rules they had enacted for the nation to follow, if they were not attending the event virtually.

Guesstimate how many government officials in the UK took part in a Boris Xmas Party in 2020.

by MathPlus December 18, 2021

Xmas

A shortened, secular version of Christmas, the X meaning Christ, because apparently 5 more letters is to hard

It's Almost Xmas!!!!
It's Almost Christmas!!!!

by Jam141 December 20, 2024

give a ________ mug for xmas

Urban dictionaries way of making money off any fucking weird ass words that you search up.

Wow! I can give a ________ mug for xmas.

by PEWDIEPIEISACHILDRAPIST November 13, 2017

Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 4, 2024