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Turbo Wristy 

A style of hand-job where the aim is to make the penis ejaculate while it is still flacid/unbonerated, ultimately looking like a dying snake vomiting.
"Man, I was woken up this morning by my bitch givin' me a turbo wristy, y'all"

"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"
Turbo Wristy by Combo-Rai August 5, 2011

swift wristy 

to wank a penis vigourasly
she wanked my cock at the speed of light.Swift wristy a?
swift wristy by gurner 101 February 10, 2010

Terror Wristy 

The action of a terrorist conducting self abuse to their own genitals
If he keeps giving himself a Terror Wristy he's going tear off his pink skinned Ak47

Do you think a Terror Wristy is part of a terrorists training program? It looks dangerous

Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special 

A move performed by females around the world who are professional at sucking cock but if not performed correctly she will be slapped in the face
I asked this bitch for that Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special and she said alright baby.

Ryobi Wristy 

Pleasuring yourself or your partner with some rubber massage attachments that clip in to your Ryobi jigsaw power tool from Bunnings!
Me mate Dave slapped the rubber chisel tool he bought at Sexpo on the end of his cordless jigsaw last night and gave himself an unforgettable Ryobi Wristy! He swears it gets the muscles more tender than a rub down at the local Thai massage parlour!
Ryobi Wristy by Paizuri Guy August 20, 2019

wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special 

A back up move for bitch who gives weak head
Her:I wasn’t always a good dick sucker till I found out about the Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special.