wrapped around the axle

To be confused by something, to the point of paralysis. Imagine driving a car over a wire fence. The fence becomes wrapped around the axle, stopping the car.

This network problem has got me wrapped around the axle.

by MarkfromIL April 21, 2006

wrapped up like a pish hoose spicket

A person who wears many layers of clothes.

Look at her..."wrapped up like a pish hoose spicket"

by Big Mairtin November 8, 2021

wrapped up like a douche

One who is ridiculously preoccupied with trivial matters and therefore cannot be bothered with meaningful information from other, less douchey people.

"I tried to get her attention about the house being on fire, but she's wrapped up like a douche watching The O.C."

by Chris Mann September 18, 2008

wrapped in plastic

Women wearing extremely tight fitting clothing.

Wrapped in plastic women wearing extremely tight fitting clothing to protect from unwanted hands.

by New User November 5, 2013

wrapped up like a douche

Add this misinterpretation to protocoldroids's list:

Wrapped up like a deuche, another odor in the night.

by wcchavez April 14, 2005

wrapped up

Stuck on a certain guy when your just chillin

Girl how did that boy get you all wrapped up?

by pinkponyhussle March 22, 2016

wrapped around the axle

To be extremey or overly upset.

"Jordan is wrapped around the axle because he has to sit on the bench during the game."

by MIL April 12, 2006