wrapped around the axle 

To be confused by something, to the point of paralysis. Imagine driving a car over a wire fence. The fence becomes wrapped around the axle, stopping the car.

This network problem has got me wrapped around the axle.

wrapped around the axle by MarkfromIL April 21, 2006

wrapped up like a pish hoose spicket 

A person who wears many layers of clothes.

Look at her..."wrapped up like a pish hoose spicket"

wrapped up like a pish hoose spicket by Big Mairtin November 8, 2021

wrapped up like a douche 

One who is ridiculously preoccupied with trivial matters and therefore cannot be bothered with meaningful information from other, less douchey people.

"I tried to get her attention about the house being on fire, but she's wrapped up like a douche watching The O.C."

wrapped up like a douche by Chris Mann September 18, 2008

wrapped in plastic 

Women wearing extremely tight fitting clothing.

Wrapped in plastic women wearing extremely tight fitting clothing to protect from unwanted hands.

wrapped in plastic by New User November 5, 2013

wrapped up like a douche 

Add this misinterpretation to protocoldroids's list:

Wrapped up like a deuche, another odor in the night.

wrapped up like a douche by wcchavez April 14, 2005

wrapped up 

Stuck on a certain guy when your just chillin

Girl how did that boy get you all wrapped up?

wrapped up by pinkponyhussle March 22, 2016

wrapped around the axle 

To be extremey or overly upset.

"Jordan is wrapped around the axle because he has to sit on the bench during the game."

wrapped around the axle by MIL April 12, 2006