never-wazzer

A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.

On top of that, I am a never-wazzer on all technical matters.

Perhaps I might comment - "Better a has been than a never wazzer....!!!"

Hewitt has proved that a "never wazzer" can be compelled to accomplish...

by bluejeanne April 29, 2010

wowzers

Exclamation of Surprise.

Look at 238345 and a hald foot long hot dog! Wowzers!

by Richard [Zeratual] November 30, 2002

Wowzers

1. Expression of wonderment.
2. Expresssion of bewilderment.
3. Expression of pleasure.
(origin, East Richardson)

1. Wowzers man, Dane is unbelievable.
2. Wowzers man, is that a guy or a girl?
3. Wowzers, that was the shit.

Often used in conjuction two hands held in front and a slight tilt of the head.

by Dane Button March 12, 2003

wowzers in my tousers

so amazing you get a hard-on

Did you see that gymnast do a double backflip?

wowzers in my tousers

by Rickterscale June 10, 2010

woozers

its "wooo" and "wowzers" combined -the word was made by my bestie fred fjsjnre

woozers

by gay__toothbrush October 26, 2022

wowzers

Using "wow" in a more exclaimed way.

Kyndra: look at that guy!
Alyssa: WOWZERS!!

Nick: I caught a 3 foot fish today!
Ryan: Are you serious?
Nick: yea, man
Ryan: wowzers!

by swimswim June 22, 2007

wowzerz

an exclamation of nearly any expression

"wowzerz, look at that car!" "wowzerz, that test was hard."

by Colleen Marie August 21, 2007