The Wounded Monster

When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.


Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris

"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."

by trojanman69 March 31, 2009

Wounded Indian

When you're getting head from a chick and you bust in her hair then proceed to form her hair up into a mohawk...then you dance around her making indian noises and war cries.

Never do the wounded indian to an actual indian chick.

by J Pizzy May 1, 2005

1-worder

a person who constantly texts you one word answer like if you say "how are you" they say "ok" or you ask "what are you doing?" and they say "nothing"

Deanna: Hey Chris
Chris: Hi
Deanna: How are you?
Chris: good
Deanna: oh thatz cool
Chris: yea
Deanna:how r u?
Chris: fine
Deanna: dude wutever you r such a 1-worder! i got other ppl tu txt. peace
Chris: bye

by mZ.dEaNnA-jAy<33 June 12, 2010

wounded zebra

A female who you notice to be very drunk. Deriving from a lion hunting the weakest zebra in the pack, you move in and take her down...or to bed. Easy prey.

These chicks are gonna fall over...actually this whole bar is full of wounded zebra!

by Zack Norton September 29, 2006

wounded pigeon

where you hire a hooker and then break her arm and force her to masturbate you. making the action of a "wounded pigeon"

by heling November 4, 2003

wordematician

One who is extremely adept at vocabulary, grammar, and the use of literary devices such as alliteration, onomatopoeia, and puns. They are ridiculously good at crossword puzzles and won't let their friends make grammatical mistakes without correcting them. Like mathematicians, but arguably dorkier. They are scientists of communication, researchers of discourse, and developers of wordology. Synonyms: Language Pimp, Grammasshole

Eddie's tongue speaks as golden sweet as honey from the comb; a wordematician if ever there was one.

by e-twizzle January 12, 2009

Würde

A german word which is usually used to describe your attraction to a certain person you and your friends are talking about.

Person 1: "Würdest du?"
Person 2: "Würde."

by Bafffy July 15, 2022