Wordington

1. Adjective: Silly, Goofy silly, Offbeat, or Quirky in a slightly disturbing way
2. Adjective: In relation to Wordington
Used exclusively in incomplete sentences with only one or two other words. Makes you sound mentally disabled.

Person 1: My (20F) BF (20M) embarasses me with his crusader pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not "based"?
Person 2: Wordington fashion statement
...
Person 1: holy crap my balls popped
Person 2: Wordington balls

by NerdyH October 3, 2022

56k warning

An internetism that would warn users that what ever they were going to open would slow down their connection, such as a ton of pictures. However, since only 10% of Americans use dial up anymore, the term is of a general use to prenote that there is going to be a lot of content.

Thread title: "Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel (56k warning!)"

by Agamemnon582bc October 18, 2008

Jelly Worming

1. The act of a male masturbating with their own body flab.

2. A male having sex with another's body flab.

1. Bubba was aroused when he saw Rosie O'Donnell, and preceded Jelly worming.

2. When Bubba and Rosie were performing coitus later that night, Bubba thought it would be enjoyable to Jelly Worm her.

by L I V E August 18, 2009

Working the room

1) The words and actions of a socially talented person, often a salesman or aspiring actor/producer/pick-up artist, as he bounces from group to group at a particular event. Public speakers are capable of working the room without leaving the stage.

2) The seduction of an entire room of men by an attractive woman, often with the intent of sales or self-promotion.

Goofus was a wallflower all night, while Gallant was working the room.

by ATexan November 23, 2009

working hard or hardly working

Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.

Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.

Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!

by dunderscott January 4, 2010

working from home

A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.

Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'

by PatrickAntonis May 28, 2006

Wordington

Used to describe something goofy or out of place

*Cat absolutely fuckin ballin*
Guy 1: "Woah, is that cat really ballin'?"
Guy 2: "Wordington Cat 🐈"

by Wordingtonian October 23, 2022