Workatory

Workatory, or in its Latin form, Workatorio, is the period of torment wherein a working soul is made ready for the weekend, or to a greater extent a vacation. Often there is no apparent end in sight to the various forms of punishment Workatory entails and affected souls may forget whether they are alive or dead.

The workatorial process is cyclical and will often be repeated after a soul experiences a state of bliss.

I can't come out with you tonight – I'm stuck in Workatory.

by objective c January 6, 2010

wankathon

In its strictest sense, it stands for a marathon masturbation (wanking) event. The Junior Wankathon League (JWL) involves sustained masturbation for at least 26 minutes 2 seconds, while the Intermediate Wankathon League (IWL) involves a period of 26 hours - practically speaking atleast two 26 minute 2 second sessions in two days - and the Professional Wankathon League (PWL) is a period of 26 days - daily masturbation for 26 consecutive days with each session lasting not less than 26 minutes and 2 seconds. Timing is done on good faith. To be accurate, if you have a kitchen count-down timer you may use it. Remember, to wash the timer before you return it to the kicthen. The event is regulated by bodies. Famous bodies include:
- the National Wankathon Association (NWA) in the USA
- the Indian Masturbation Federation (IMF) in India
- Proletariat Wanking Committe (PWC) in China
- Kerala Vanamadi Association (KVA) in the state of Kerala in India
In fact, the IMF and PWC are planning to host the billion-man-wank event in 2010 to showcase the growing clout of Asian masturbators in the global arena.

Santosh has been an extra-ordinary athlete. He mastered the Junior Wankathon at age 5, and progressed to rule the Intermediate League by age 8, and by teenage he used to win at least one Professional Wankathon event every 6 months.

by sgzero August 2, 2007

wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.

Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

workaholic

One who is addicted to workahol

-Have you seen Jimmy?
~Who?
-The Workaholic
~Nah, he's passed out from a weekend long binge of workahol

by King Of Yesterday November 29, 2006

workaholic

Basicly a person with no life, so they decide to try and fill the gap of having no life by working ALL THE TIME. This generally does not work and people who turn into workaholics are usually unmarried over-ambitious women and over-ambitious men

An example of a workaholic is someone staying in the workplace after their designated shift despite not having anything important to do.

by Propane_Nightmares December 4, 2010

Worration

A person or problem that refuses to go away and continues to WORRY the mind and cause stress.

My car is so old, it has become a worration; dealing with phone solicitors is just a worration; trying to get child support without the courts being involved is a worration; having to go to 3-4 specialists for a medical issue during working hours is what ... a WORRATION!

by Pearly Girly January 1, 2009

Wormathon

A wormathon is a wiggling body race taken on by worms around the globe.
Worms will train through the year to take place in different wormathons across England.

Most wormathons take place on muddy fields, however some wormathon enthusiats have been known to hold wormathons on tarmac.. This often leads to worm death.

The first wormathon took place in 1999 were a Nigerian worm, Jimmy Wriggler was the victor over Anthony The Arm.
After the success of the first wormathon many more took place and the sport of worm racing has continued to grow over the years.

Hey lisa lets train up my juicy worm and enter it into a wormathon

by TomTheLym September 25, 2010