Wooly woofter

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man

Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.

by Sparst May 13, 2005

woobersnatcher

another term for cock blocker

damn when i was talking to that bitch that foo be acting like a woobersnatcher.

by Jokiiee August 6, 2007

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

wooler

A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.

I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.

by Andrew S April 8, 2004

Victor Wooten

Greatest bass player ever. One of the finest musicians of all time. Clinician of funk, jazz, classical and just about anything else.

The man has perfected his craft. His music IQ is unparalleled.

by Ben Gardner April 23, 2005

Wooser

Awesome Loser! An endearment for loved ones exhibiting silly behaviour.

(someone you love does something amusingly silly)

You: Aaw honey, you're such a wooser!

by Elgondor June 11, 2011

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021