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Womern

I'm ever womern's dream and ever jealous husband's nightmare, and I don't take no mess"
by JTB67 July 29, 2007
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Chuck Woolery

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".
As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009
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Wooter

Metaphysical place of happiness within the soul, generally triggered by enthusiastic glee
That really tickled your wooter, didn't it?
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Woofer

A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.
I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!
by Bomni February 8, 2005
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North woodmere

A small town in valley stream NY. THis town is primary jewish and contains at least 79% stoners. There is a local shopping center where jerry's bagels is located. It kicks ass! go check it out. The town seems to be gradually increasing with russians out of know where but w.e. On weekends kids roam the streets looking for weed and for some odd enough reason have not been introduced to cocain yet. This own has it own park which people from the town generally dont go to since there is the possibility of people jumped.
ORDER the shantizzzleeeeeeee

North woodmere oh yea!
by scott tuccck November 16, 2010
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woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.
"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."
by Becholas September 16, 2017
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Pedo Wooders

A word given to a head teacher of a school who likes molesting kids.
by The Meme Bin June 6, 2018
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