Wojtek

Wojtek adj.
1. Lacking common sense, tact, and horrible sense of humor.
2. A manager or person in a position of power who resembles David Brent from the BBC's The Office.

“Well, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I’ve been promoted, so....every cloud. You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?”

by Mattias April 16, 2005

Wojtek

1. A precise casting of lightning bolts, generally in quick succession

“ I didn’t know if we were going to be able to take that dragon down, but he just kept wojteking it... I was really impressed.

by DR April 12, 2005

Wujek

The act of kissing ass to get what you want. See also Brown nosing, Ass kissing, Sucking up

She's totally Wujeking to me.

by Woodchuck1991 August 24, 2008

Wojtek

My dream

"Oh I would she I could be with Wojtek right now"

by Halobeb December 24, 2017

wojtek

JewTek - Jewish Troll Junior

Watch out! It's that ugly little JewTek Troll kid from Jewlandia!

by KiELBaSa March 21, 2003

Wojak meme

Wojak is a horrible meme that isn't even funny, and is usually used as a way to piss people off.

I feel sorry for the people using wojak meme as a pfp thinking that it's cool

by CreeperAwMan25 September 10, 2021

wojtek

Wojtek Will Get Bashed Soon Wont He ... YES He Will ... YES He Will

JEW-TEK .... or .... DIK-TEK

by Anonymous March 21, 2003