Adolf whittler

An absolute genius in all fields. Can take any sort of drug without second thought and still be able to pass a driving exam. Usually good friends with a certain lad, generally called ‘Samuel Kerr’. Loves short Norwich men and is absolutely fucking stunning.

“Wow! I absolutely love the whittler! “
Don’t you want me baby tune:
“🎶Adolf Whittler baby. Adolf Whittler, ohhh oh oh oh🎶“

by UrLEDLights May 12, 2022

wittle jimlet

a penis so small that it is called "wittle" in lieu of little to make it sound all the smaller with the use of baby voice

aternate pronunciation: wittle jimwet

ex.1 That horse doesn't have a wittle jimlet
ex.2 Wittle baby has a wittle jimwet

by Uncle Remus November 7, 2005

"Skids Witter" collection

all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marks left by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.

"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"

by BWitter February 15, 2005

Wittle

A small penis

"I have a wittle"

by Chipper9620 November 16, 2009

witter

short for "with her"

also see wittim

last night i fucked witter

by Claus May 22, 2006

Electronic Whittler

an electronic pencil sharpener

person 1:
I don't ever get tired of using this here electronic whittler!
person 2:
And why would you? Its always great fun grinding trees into trash like a complete imbecile.

by Nik Danger January 5, 2011

tittle wittles

Having small ones😏

You have tittle wittles as in small ones.

by Thisistruestuff June 8, 2017