Whittler

A relative of the chenners. Not as stinky, but they look down upon us common folk. They look at the rift raft through their windows into the y. So judgy and snobby. what are we? your entertainment??

Look at that whittler, watching us eat while they whittle their Johnson.

Whittler by HagerstownHero67 September 4, 2025

Adolf whittler 

An absolute genius in all fields. Can take any sort of drug without second thought and still be able to pass a driving exam. Usually good friends with a certain lad, generally called ‘Samuel Kerr’. Loves short Norwich men and is absolutely fucking stunning.

“Wow! I absolutely love the whittler! “
Don’t you want me baby tune:
“🎶Adolf Whittler baby. Adolf Whittler, ohhh oh oh oh🎶“

Adolf whittler by UrLEDLights May 12, 2022

Electronic Whittler 

an electronic pencil sharpener

person 1:
I don't ever get tired of using this here electronic whittler!
person 2:
And why would you? Its always great fun grinding trees into trash like a complete imbecile.

Electronic Whittler by Nik Danger January 5, 2011

Westside Whittler 

A Westside Whittler is a birchball player who possess the glove of Ozzie Smith, the bat of Babe Ruth, the speed of Ricky Henderson and the arm of Vladimir Guerrero. Whittlers are the cream of the crop of all of humanity. Losing is not in a Whittler's vocabulary. If you should come upon a Westside Whittler, shake their hand and never wash it, that is the closest you will ever get to meeting a birchball God.

Hey Pedro, did you know the Westside Whittlers wake up in the morning and piss excellence?

Westside Whittler by Birchball MVP 2017 November 10, 2017

Cave whistler 

A usually large lesbian that eats more pussy than 20 fat girls eat chocolate. They're known to sport big tattoos & wear men's muscle shirts

Check out that cave whistler over there. I bet she eats more pussy in a weekend than the four of us eat in a year.

Cave whistler by Cowboyone July 15, 2020

Wittler 

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

Wittler by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

Waubay Whistler 

Much like the sound of pinching the open end of a balloon and listen to the air whistle while it slowly exits. To perform the Waubay Whistler, you blow air into your woman's vagina. Quickly you pinch the labia together and allow the inside air to escape slowly. The resulting sound is a whistle of sorts emitting from the vagina.

I was bored whilst performing cunnilingus on my girlfriend, so I shook things up a bit and gave her a good ol' Waubay Whistler.

Waubay Whistler by Funnelmeister July 22, 2011