Joe Witt (Runner)

Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.

Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?

Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!

by Folkteller4life October 10, 2012

Jennifer Autumn Witt

This chick is hella sexy and awesome. Everyone loves her and those that dont are jealous and want to BE her.

Jennifer Autumn Witt is awesome. Thats all there is to it.

by Jennifer Lover July 11, 2011

Nitt Witt Ridge

A Nitt Wit Ridge is a man named Bradley. Bradley tries to hide the fact that he is a HUUUUUGEEEEE dork but his wife is able to see right through him

"In your face, Nitt Witt Ridge!"

by sailingtothemoon January 11, 2012

audrey witt

an ugly anorexic annoying bitch who has a nasal voice, is 6’0, and is anorexic. she thinks she is the queen of the fucking world when she is only a fugly slut that can’t do anything.

there’s that bitch ass slut coming to our house again, her name is audrey witt.

by arianagrandefan1924 June 4, 2018

Rampin Witt Life

Being unreasonable or idiotic

jim sais "pauls lets fail our tests", paul sais "this guys rampin witt life"

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003

marlene katherine witt

a person that is ugly, balding, and is really pale.

I would never want to be a marlene katherine witt.

by sumbul nazar May 22, 2008

Going Witte

Going Witte implies going "rogue" on the team during a Battle Royale. In an attempt to make a "witty" play for fat loot, they agree to land together then cross country voyage across the map away from the squad, only to demand for help when engaged on by a team.

Squadmate: let's all land at the jail.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.

by Guamiest October 21, 2021