Poke in the whiskers

To have Male to female intercourse. (Poking), (Poke) The actual act of going through the hair.

Hey, says the guy to the girl, how about a little "poke in the whiskers".

by Lizzzard June 10, 2008

Fishy Whiskers

What a man with facial hair get after going down on a woman

I went down on her last night and ended up with fishy whiskers

by sadako June 20, 2007

chuck whiskers

The fountain-like spray that occurs when vomit is forced from the sides of one's mouth in a whisker-like fashion, when they attempt to contain it using their hand/s.

'I tried to make it to the bathroom, but when I covered my mouth I just got chuck whiskers.'

by Chuck Whiskers June 19, 2008

The Cat's Whiskers

adj. used to describe something that is 'great'.

Variations include the cat's pajamas, the cat's meow & the bee's knees.

Emma is the Cat's Whiskers!

by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004

poke in the whiskers

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, assuming, of course, they are not completely shorn

“i’ll be back later honey for a quick, uuuuuhhhhh, poke in the whiskers”

“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers”

by uncle salty May 11, 2004

Grampy's Whiskers

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.

Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Satan's Whiskers

Satan's Whiskers are the extremely coarse, bushy and woolly ring of hairs around the anus, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye or rose bud. Also known as the Rim Wreath.

Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.

Roger picked up a hooker on the way home from work. After finding a dark alley, he parked and she hiked her ass up in Roger's face. Roger was about to dine on her juicy brown when he turned on the dome light and saw Satan's Whiskers pressing towards his nose and was immediately overwhelmed with nausea as he had picked up the devil himself and had Satan's Rectum overtaking the air in his car.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014