Witzelsucht

Someone with the crippling addiction of saying puns all day.

<Man1> Looks like Jerry has a case of Witzelsucht...

<Man2> Fucking legend.

by thdude21619 August 3, 2016

wirtuaL

Same as Wirtual but the choke is so hard you got into r/trackmania in only 10 minutes or less.

why did you wirtuaL again Sadge

by SebHzz March 21, 2022

Witza

A word a shitty rapper came up with to rhyme with the word pizza.

Dont eat too much pizza you’re gonna get a witza

by Goat23airjordan August 15, 2018

WIRTH

a Large physical specimen, usually having a genetic superiority :

often times a member of the Wirth family will have a perfect combination of 24 Chromosomes that make muscle grow and work more rapidly than others,

Wirth males also have a larger Phallus (penis) than other males.

He must be a Wirth

Oh my his last name is Wirth, that explains it

by johnswinger January 19, 2010

Jordan Witzigreuter

The front-man for the band The Ready Set, also an extremely nice person. He creates all the music on his CD's including "I'm Alive, I'm Dreaming" featuring "Love Like Woe." On top of all that he also is very good looking.

Girl: Whoa! Jordan Witzigreuter is hot!
Other girl: Yeah! Too bad he's married to Morgan Nurmi!

by TheReadySetFan January 10, 2011

pulled a wirtual

it is when you fail a speedrun at the most critical time.

pulled a wirtual

by wirtual August 4, 2022

Jordan Witzigreuter

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis

wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night

by TravisRountreeLover June 9, 2011