Wirtz

Head strong, genial in nature. Easy to be friendly with but hard to be friends. Usually good in business but no so in personal matters. Two types of Wirtz's, the first is great to be around - funny, articulate and caring. The second is a dangerous character that would sooner take your money than talk to you.

That's such a Wirtz thing to do!
He's a good Wirtz, the others ar just plain nasty!

Wirtz by Lonewolf61 January 7, 2012

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Aaron Wirtz

Aa-ron Wirtz
{air-un werts} proper noun, noun

Proper Noun:
A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzy is a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.

noun:
One of seedy methods and motives.

Proper Noun:
Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"

When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"

In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"

Aaron Wirtz by Ryan Q / Russ November 10, 2008