Wirtz 

Head strong, genial in nature. Easy to be friendly with but hard to be friends. Usually good in business but no so in personal matters. Two types of Wirtz's, the first is great to be around - funny, articulate and caring. The second is a dangerous character that would sooner take your money than talk to you.

That's such a Wirtz thing to do!
He's a good Wirtz, the others ar just plain nasty!

Wirtz by Lonewolf61 January 7, 2012

Aaron Wirtz 

Aa-ron Wirtz
{air-un werts} proper noun, noun

Proper Noun:
A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzy is a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.

noun:
One of seedy methods and motives.

Proper Noun:
Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"

When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"

In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"

Aaron Wirtz by Ryan Q / Russ November 10, 2008

Wirtual 

When you choke so hard a run, that others have to record/clip that moment because how bad it was

I'm going to pull a Wirtual

Wirtual by jnic July 4, 2020

Witzy 

good at fortnite

Witzy just shit on me on boxfights

Synrix always beats Witzy

Witzy by Synrix June 1, 2020

Bill Wurtz

a cool and chill music artist that makes really awesome content with heavy use of neon text. (make this man famous he’s so adorable)

Yo Bill Wurtz is cool

Bill Wurtz by God isdead April 22, 2019

Bill Wurtz

God.

PRAISE THE LORD
FUCKING COOL
bill wurtz is life

Bill Wurtz by Kyle,that random guy. December 3, 2017

pull a wirtual 

Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment.

He had a good start, but he is going to pull a wirtual.

pull a wirtual by celerkiss July 2, 2020