winespeed

The rate of wine consumption, measured in glasses per hour, as a natural disaster approaches a certain territory.

As we braced for the damaging winds of hurricane Maria, our winespeed dramatically increased from 1 to 5 glasses per hour in a single afternoon.

by Ohmightypen September 19, 2017

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Wakey Wines

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

by IslamicTord November 6, 2022

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winesweeper

One who staggers drunkenly around stealing the dregs of everybody elses drinks whilst they are on the dancefloor.

Some fucking winesweeper has knocked my pint off.

by Davo_ May 28, 2007

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wineinstein

A guy (super cool, non douche bag) that's an expert on wine.

(Hot chick #1)" Did you know that Sir Nichols makes is own wine?" (Hot chick #2) " Yes I did! He's an expert on the stuff, he's a regular wineinstein." (Hot chick #1) "that's so hot"

by Sir Nichols February 21, 2015

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CSI winescene

The curious act of picking up a (wine)glass, checking the contents, holding it up to the light and studying the rim to determine if it is your (wine)glass.

Belinda: I am so fucked up, I can't even find my drink!

Farstow: Yea, that and your memory sucks too. Do a little CSI winescene and match up that fugly lipstick your wearin'.

by faralta September 23, 2006

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