windows

1. An opening or a panel built into a wall, roof, or floor inside structure to permit the pass through of light or air.

2. implies Microsoft Windows. A computer operating system developed by Microsoft. First released in 1985, running on top of MS-DOS, in order to implement a graphical user interface (GUI) computing.

"dude, I am suffocating!!"
"well, open the fucking windows!!"

"hey man, there are these faggots arguing about Windows vs. Linux again..."
"who gives a shit, I use whatever the hell I like."

by CocoRice July 6, 2003

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Get the windowsmug.

Windows

An operating system programmed by monkeys in a room with typewriters.

Your windows works as well as shit!

by supapuerco October 19, 2003

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Get the Windowsmug.

windows

Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.

-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."

by Daniel November 18, 2003

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Get the windowsmug.

windows

An Operating System developed by the much hated Microsoft Corporation. Became popular via amoral business practise on the part of Microsoft. Windows is world renowned for being insecure and bug ridden. Some describe it as "the only computer virus that you pay to use".

Excuse me while I run Windows Update and download yet another 80mb bugfix....er....sorry, "upgrade".

by LoneWolf June 18, 2003

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Get the windowsmug.

windowing

An entertaining sexual game. The game starts when a gentleman has sexy time with his lady from behind while she is facing a ground floor window. After swapping with a friend who has been hiding in a wardrobe (without the lady's knowledge), the gentleman then runs round to the outside of the window. He then records her surprise as she wonders who has been reaming her for the last few minutes.

I was windowing your mother last night. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw me outside the house! She'll be laughing about that for years to come.

by B. Jesseling June 12, 2008

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