Texas Windchime

To insert ones testicles inside a woman's vagina, then vigorously masturbate and produce semen all over her.

Randy was feeling adventurous, so he attempted a Texas Windchime.

by yamandurand January 24, 2012

Windchimed

When your balls get farted on and ripple from the blast

"Bro, I can't believe Stacey windchimed my balls riding me last night..."

by Kgreentea March 7, 2025

Missouri windchime

Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.

Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week

by Kill the mormons June 14, 2018

kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.

Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.

by thepulloutking June 2, 2022

Hershey windchime

Dingleberries

Ewww...he didn't wipe, now he's got a Hershey windchime going on!

by ThisGuy2001 July 10, 2022

mississippi windchime

ten niggers hanging from a tree

that redneck strung up a mississippi windchime in his backyard

by Brutus the toothless July 2, 2023

7th street wind chimes

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.

“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”

by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017