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willemdafhoe

A title given to the ultimate hoe of Willem Dafoe.

This exotic creature (Willemdafhoe) can be found roaming the never ending realm of TikTok on a daily basis.
“I am fully in love with Willem Dafoe and would sell him my organs if he asked!”
“Gosh *insert name*, you’re so obsessed with him! You sure you’re not the Willemdafhoe?”
willemdafhoe by Willemdafhoe April 11, 2022

willemijn 

A beautiful girl who slays everything. She loves the Dolan twins so don't even try to talk shit about them near her, an if you do get ready to catch some hands. When you first meet her she'll be really quiet and awkward but when you get to know her she becomes a crazy, funny, dirty minded girl. The way to her heart is humor (and the having the name Grayson Dolan), if you ever see a Willemijn give her money because she needs it.
Person #1: Who's that beautiful girl over there?
Person #2: That's Grayson Dolan's fabulous wife Willemijn!
willemijn by Grayson's Wife July 22, 2017
Willem may seem like another random boy at first, but once you get to know him, it's impossible not to love him. He makes you laugh even at the dumbest things and makes your life better day by day. His smile is unforgettable and his laugh is like no other. Will is very trustworthy and loyal, and will always make time for you even when he is busy.

Willem tends to be such a charmer and can make any girl's heart race. He is loving, caring, and gentle towards loved ones. He makes the greatest friend and amazing longtime lover. Willem is so very caring and also very protective when it comes to his friends, he is a complete gentleman.

He is also extremely smart and has many talents and strong suits.

If you happen to come across Willem in your life never let him go, it will be the stupidest decision you ever make, and you will definitely regret it in the future, he is such a great friend! His sense of humor, lovable personality and good looks are what make him so perfect. Love him with care, because he has a heart pure of gold!
Person 1: Willem is so funny!

Person 2: Obviously! He's a Willem!
Willem by MeiUrBae November 23, 2021
one of the hardest working men you’ll ever meet. great ambition and amazing potential. very very sweet and makes the best kind of friend who’s always there for you and gives you good advice. attractive and tall and can definitely steal your girl ;)) plays lots of video games and doodles a lot
“willem’s such a good guy
willem by waifuable April 8, 2020

Willem's Huge Erection 

The object of a rather silly jest, part of a discourse on the sexual nature of architectural studies at Princeton University.
Willem: Hey baby, I have a key to the architecture building, if you know what I mean...
Hottie: Whuh?
Willem: I'm working on a huge erection that I'd like you to help me finish off.
Hottie: Eww gross!
The King of All Redouanes and Hasans
Ohh King Willem fuck me.
Willem by RedouaneFuck October 7, 2019