WILF

Wheelchair user id like to fuck

Was visiting my grandad at the nursing home the other day and i saw a few wilfs

by Lee buttle January 22, 2019

wilf

What was I Looking For?

Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.

This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.

by E R D April 21, 2007

WILF

Wife I'd Like to Fuck

Person 1: Damn that bitch has a nice big ass.
Person 2: I think she is married.
Person 1: She is a WILF. I would fuck her so hard and fast, and won't pull out even after I cum.

by FemaleAssLover September 26, 2010

wilf

A dog who somehow found fame through appearing in a Scottish Standard Grade exam paper.

Wilf doesn't like to share the tripe and turkey...

by klesk October 2, 2012

WILF

Woman I'd Like to Fuck. Used for a woman of uncertain status - could be a MILF or a GILF - but until you know for sure, she's a WILF.

You: "Wow, she's hot - is she a MILF or a GILF?"

Me: "I don't know...but she's surely a WILF!"

by mr.robinson jr. December 16, 2008

wilf

"Whale I'd Like to Fuck"

"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".

by Mesus June 27, 2006

WILF

Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."

At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."

by Chesai August 23, 2006