wiktoria

a form of the name Victoria but spelled Wiktoria in the polish language.

Wiktoria likes apples.

by vickyis2vicious June 29, 2009

Wiktoria

A name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incredible, cute, all around perfect girl in the whole Universe. Also a name given to someone who makes you laugh a lot. She is just stunning, she can light up the darkest rooms with her smile, and bring up anyone's day with her voice, there is nothing wrong with her at all, she just never ceases to amaze anyone, her beauty is hypnotic and her eyes are mesmerizing, she herself is so magnetic, on a scale of 1 to 10 she is a billion and one,she may seem like a good girl but have a night with her and you'll discover her total bad girl side.

Gosh! When i saw Wiktoria, my zipper broke!

by ladiesman2457 July 4, 2010

wikerection

When one is aroused due to the content of a wikipedia page whilst surfing the interweb for splendid information.

Isaac: That information on the interweb sure is splendid!
Donahue: Yes, sir. And it gave me one hell of a wikerection.

by Isaac/Ashley February 1, 2008

WikiTarded

The concept that reading a Wikipedia page makes you an expert on a given subject matter.

That smart mouth little puss-wagon thinks he sounds intelligent, but he's really WikiTarded.

by SoulBlades July 22, 2010

Wifetary

A wife that acts as her husbands secretary.

Im tired of being your wifetary.

by szebra October 26, 2011

Wiretapp

A reported sex act of which no evidence exists and is unlikely to have occurred.

He claims she pegged him senseless last night, but I'm positive it's another of Don's wiretapps.

by Sheik Dubois March 15, 2017

Wickett

A crappy town in West Texas with horrible shiternet that the rain always avoids. With a unused school and an abandoned refinery, and when the rain does come, the power goes out. DON'T MOVE HERE AT ALL COSTS.

Tourist; "Sir, where am I?"
- "Wickett"
Tourist: "Can I have your WIFI password"
- "Don't bother."

by a rando on the internet September 20, 2021