danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.

"That doughnut looks delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."

by randytaylor May 20, 2009

Guy’s Weekend

When a group of gentlemen gather, usually at a cottage, and engage in non-sober activities. Eventually someone goes too far, things get a bit gay, and somebody gets kicked out. There is also drinking games, euchre tournaments and hundreds of high fives.

Hey are you going to guy’s weekend? Yeah for sure... but I hope Bradford isn’t so handsy this year.

by MBP2000 August 22, 2019

Stick it in your wicket

Jus another phrase for shuvin it in deep

Im gonna stick it in your wicket

by O.G. Willis April 24, 2015

wicked j

Comedian, and Twisted Advice Guru. Known for saying exactly what's on his mind, and offering advice to callers and/or audience members in a very straight forward and sometimes rude, but helpful way.

Wicked J told me some twisted advice, but it actually helped!

by Mary Jones May 4, 2006

National Kill Rapists Weekend

24-25 April! The day when it's legal to kill anyone who participates in the National Rape day or dares to make a joke about it! Kill your rapist friends, strangers and anyone you know is a rapist!

Kyler: Did you know today is National Rape day? I think I might join in
Jennifer: It's also National Kill Rapists Weekend, I might join that!

by Robbie Chatterley March 20, 2021

Weekend Bitch

When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.

Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!

by SlopNChop March 29, 2017

Wicked Shit

The most vile, disgusting type of shit one can take. Often experienced after eating raw chicken or unrefrigerated Taco Bell leftovers. My be semi-liquid to foamy in consistency, and can range in color from orange-yellow to dark brown. The distinguishing characteristic of a Wicked Shit is the stench which is far more putrid and pervasive than that of a normal dump. The smell is often compared to that of a liquefied corpse, with hints of decomposing plant matter. Oftentimes the scent lingers for days following defecation, and may trigger allergy symptoms or asthma attacks.

I made the mistake of eating my roommate's tacos he left on the table from yesterday so I just took a Wicked Shit. Now I need to get ahold of my parents and let me see if I can stay at their house till the smell clears.

by Juggah8r666 March 4, 2014