jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.
leroy: how do u jethro?
jethro: cause i was in it last night!
leroy: how do u jethro?
jethro: cause i was in it last night!
by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009
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Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey
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its a substitution for any word you dont want to say, like when there's a teacher around and you dont want to get in trouble. it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.
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Get the wumpus cat mug.An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.
Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.
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Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.
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