whottie

A work colleague thats hot. You know the kind...usually wears promiscuous power suits, tight pants (with visible thong), or nice short skirts. Since having in-house corporation strippers is a social faux pas in America, we make up for it by hiring whotties.

Known locations are usually: copy machine, coffee corner, or lunch cafeteria.

Yo graham, I just saw like 4 whotties at the lunch cafe today. I wonder how many of them are administrative assistants?

by Mike Besto May 29, 2007

Whootneat

a. Being way out of control and enjoying it: totally awesome feeling knowing you are not responsible for anything that happens.

b. very neat

"We were out the box last night", Jack said.
"I Whootneat that, we couldn't of got any krunker!"

by Mr Whootneat March 6, 2010

whoopie

Alt spelling for whoopee. It means fucking.

Matt and John made whoopie all night

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

wootie

a white girl with a nice booty

Look at that wootie right there..where she at? oh, there she go...that white girl sure has a nice booty.

by neens May 14, 2006

Wootie

Wootie is a word that means overwhelmingly cute. Can be used as a nickname for someone or something absolutely adorable.. Commenly added with cutie to rhyme.

For example: look at Emily, isn’t she a cutie wootie?

by Mochaspotty May 29, 2018

whoodie

friend; partner; round

origin: late 90's new orleans; came along with popularized by cash money records

"Wassup my whoodie?"

by C. C. September 2, 2006

Whoopie Cushion

While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.

Dude, I tried banging her in the ass, but I couldn't so I executed a "Whoopie Cushion."

by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009