Somebody who pursues unashamed act(s) of personal gratification, often with a member(s) of the opposite sex, and does not allow haters, detractors, or doubt to change his or her course of action. Not to be confused with the adjective 'whatless', which implies one is a dumb ass.
DJ: "Baby, I'm going to play that tune you asked for, but right after you've given me a chewie. And yes, I am filming it."
DJ's friends: "Boi, you are whatluss! Remember to get her to look at the camera when she's performing."
DJ's friends: "Boi, you are whatluss! Remember to get her to look at the camera when she's performing."
by Whatluss Dude January 18, 2015
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goofy silly fella or personality core from hit game portal 2 made in 2011 (and voiced by British comedian Stephen Merchant) who later betrays main protagonist, Chell and gets thrown into space with a guy who happens to love space by GLaDOS.
Also his personality seems to differ but ends up in a connection. Coming off as a “moron” and perhaps self esteem issues. And pushing his emotions onto Chell.
Examples and or proof
“Don’t panic! All they said was prepare.”
While it was quite clearly shown HE was panicking.
Example 2
“Look at you down there! Tiny and insignificant.”
Then continues to say
“Tiny little Wheatley..did THIS!”
A more bit of a conclusion, Wheatley isn’t a moron. Kind of.
Additionally, a tumblr sexyman from a world long ago. Saying that he probably wasn’t all that popular on tumblr due to how he looks would be a misjudgment. The fandom often humanizes/depicts him as a blonde scientist with glasses. But everyone has a different perspective.
Trivia/Random
Most probably neurodivergent or something along that line, and canonically divorced said by Gabe newell from an email on reddit. Also British. Shown through out his dialogue using British slang and an almost heavy British accent.
Overall or in shortened terms, Wheatley is a moron. But still a blorbo.
goofy silly fella or personality core from hit game portal 2 made in 2011 (and voiced by British comedian Stephen Merchant) who later betrays main protagonist, Chell and gets thrown into space with a guy who happens to love space by GLaDOS.
Also his personality seems to differ but ends up in a connection. Coming off as a “moron” and perhaps self esteem issues. And pushing his emotions onto Chell.
Examples and or proof
“Don’t panic! All they said was prepare.”
While it was quite clearly shown HE was panicking.
Example 2
“Look at you down there! Tiny and insignificant.”
Then continues to say
“Tiny little Wheatley..did THIS!”
A more bit of a conclusion, Wheatley isn’t a moron. Kind of.
Additionally, a tumblr sexyman from a world long ago. Saying that he probably wasn’t all that popular on tumblr due to how he looks would be a misjudgment. The fandom often humanizes/depicts him as a blonde scientist with glasses. But everyone has a different perspective.
Trivia/Random
Most probably neurodivergent or something along that line, and canonically divorced said by Gabe newell from an email on reddit. Also British. Shown through out his dialogue using British slang and an almost heavy British accent.
Overall or in shortened terms, Wheatley is a moron. But still a blorbo.
Axle: Do you guys know wheatley?
Siloh: Which one?
Airi: Wheatley vodka?
Axle: No you morons! Wheatley portal 2!
Siloh: Which one?
Airi: Wheatley vodka?
Axle: No you morons! Wheatley portal 2!
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When you nut in their ass, and they poop and your cum is on the poop and they float around the bowl like cocoa wheaties.
Guy: I gave you coca wheaties this morning.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.
by Walter F. October 25, 2020
Get the cocoa wheaties mug.Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.
"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"
by JMC70 August 25, 2017
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Based on Wheatley from the famous series made by the company that can't count to three (Valve, Portal. A robot that acts like a moving, talking, companion cube. It's a good series, you should try it. WARNING: MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFUSING AS HELL
Based on Wheatley from the famous series made by the company that can't count to three (Valve, Portal. A robot that acts like a moving, talking, companion cube. It's a good series, you should try it. WARNING: MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFUSING AS HELL
What's 9+10?
I'm gonna pull a Wheatley and say 21?
You stoopid
This statement is false.
I'll pull a Wheatley and say true.
I'm gonna pull a Wheatley and say 21?
You stoopid
This statement is false.
I'll pull a Wheatley and say true.
by shut up and dont care October 31, 2014
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I walked into a room last night at the party and my bro has my girlfriend on his shoulders eating her out while he was banging my sister on the bed, hes a real wheaties man. Im not even mad, im impressed.
by Native Warrior March 1, 2009
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