epiphany

1. When you're really stoned and realise something.

2. An epiphany is the sudden realization or comprehension of the (larger) essence or meaning of something.

Andy: Oh shit i've had an epiphany... Elton John's not in the beatles

by Grahamc April 19, 2009

showertime epiphany

An epiphany, a shocking revelation that occurs when doing the most mundane of tasks, such as showering. This could be the solution to a long-unresolved problem.

Mike's been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they're very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad... but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!

by xAnnabel December 14, 2009

depiphany

an epiphany that has been forgotten.

"I just had the most brilliant idea ever!"
"What?"
"I forget."
"You had another depiphany?"

by sammy codd October 13, 2008

epiphany

In which Kim Seokjin, the god and president of South Korea showed the world his talent and promptly ended all haters.

Bighit: Jintro
Armys: dasdjauioHALKLSdhalsDHASDHASHDASGHDDKAJSGHHCFHADFHKJDHKLLCJASKLDHALSDHLdh;sjdaklsdlash WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE EVR LIVINF FUCK LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES DOWN MY DAMN FCUKIN THROAT KIMS SEOKJIN I'M YOUR FUCKIN SLUT
Yup.

Therefore, epiphany is a masterpiece

by andresuckskimseokjinsdick August 9, 2018

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

epiphany

a smart-sounding word for realizing you've been practically retarded for quite some time.

I wonder if a retard could have an epiphany. Maybe that's mean...

by Flamingo Art April 10, 2010

Weedpiphany

An epiphany one has while high. The smoker will think that they have made a new descovery. They will then proceed to tell other fellow smokers about their great new idea/thought, or write it down on paper to show later.

Thinker: Hey dude, imagine if we weren't the only ones here? How bout if there are creatures living amoung us that we've never heard or seen of?

Thinker's friend: DUDE did you just make a weedpiphany! Here's some paper, write that shit down!

by WeedPyschic June 23, 2010