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Winnieing

When you decide to just love your friends and live your life instead of worrying about bombs.
I've decided to go on a news hiatus and concentrate on fun, kind friends, family, and love instead. #Winnieing!
by The Wendolyne August 25, 2020
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weather weenie

A weather enthusiast who gets excited by extreme weather, but who has little or no knowledge of the science of meteorology.

Weenies often inhabit Internet message boards and issue "wishcasts", which are forecasts based on the author's desire for extreme weather. They try to justify their wishcasts with anecdotes and pseudoscience.

While professional forecasters examine computer models to make forecasts, weenies often treat the forecasters themselves as data sources upon which to form their wishcasts.

When an extreme weather event isn't going to plan, weenies will often react by issueing "bittercasts", which greatly overestimate the extent to which the supposed extreme weather has weakened.

Weenies are very self-absorbed and emotional, and become morbidly distraught when a forecasted extreme weather event doesn't pan out in their backyard. Even if the forecast was generally correct for surrounding areas, weenies will angrily denounce the forecasters.
Some made-up weenie quotes illustrating the terms:

Wishcasting

"I have a term paper due tomorrow that I haven't started yet, I think we'll get 3 feet of snow though, just look at the storm swirl on the satellite."

"When DT and LC and JB agree on a forecast, watch out!"

Bittercasting

"Well, we're getting dry slotted and it's hardly snowing. The storm's a bust. We'll end up with 1/4 inch."

(Later, weenie still gets a respectable 18 inches)

"We only got 18 inches instead of 36. WORST FORECAST EVER"
by VxG September 10, 2004
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weenie mobile

1. A large hotdog-shaped float that represents Oscar Mayer and sometimes appears in Thanksgiving parades or on commercials

2. A word thrown around in a sentence without specific meaning, sometimes as a filler or conversation starter; Also a non-profane way of insulting someone
1. "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner..."

2. "Boy, that cashier sure was a weenie mobile."
by weeniemobile November 28, 2010
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weenie boil

A hot tub party with only dudes present. Derived from it's similarity to a crock-pot with water and hot dog wieners in it.
Mike's cabin was fun, but we need to get some chick's next time. The hot tub was a serious weenie boil.
by jdizzzzzzle March 13, 2011
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winnied

When you get so intoxicated that you make bad decisions and have very little memory the following morning.
I got so winnied last night that I blacked out three times.
by slah September 13, 2014
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Weeniewacker

A boring or dry person who usually stays home all day beating there dick
Jordan: hey Fernando let's go out to the club and find some bitches to bang.

Fernando: Nah man I don't feel like it imma just stay home

Jordan: Man whatever your a fucken weeniewacker
by Supervatoperiado May 26, 2019
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wengie

Wengie is a beautiful girl. She loves to diy and craft things. She is most likely to die her hair crazy colors.
Wow she's so creative she must be a wengie.
by Beep beep November 10, 2017
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