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heartless wench

name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore
Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!

Man, she is such a heartless wench!
by A-Schroed October 3, 2005
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Wench-press

The art of bench-pressing a hottie, possibly whilst drunk, for a bet, or both.
"Dude, Carla's so fuckin light, I could wench-press her like 20 times!"
by Dr. Chimney Richalds February 27, 2009
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tavern wench

Go get me a drink tavern wench
by pookaniggs June 24, 2014
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Bar Wench

A voluptuous maiden who serves thirsty gentlemen with beverages of an alcoholic nature.
Gentleman: "Bar Wench! Come hither! I require more inebriating substances to fuel my adventures!"
Bar Wench: "At once sir!"
by Wenchabuser. December 13, 2012
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Wench Bench

(Used in the context of the Viking Table).

A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
Horst, if you mention Oprah Winfrey at the Viking Table again, you'll have to join the ladies at the Wench Bench.
by rabidraptor July 25, 2010
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Dean Winchester

The biggest MF to ever exist but at least he's hot
by Deanspn May 12, 2019
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Dean Winchester

He is a hunter on the TV show Supernatural.

He is the older brother of Sam Winchester.
He is in love with the angel, Castiel.
His hobbies include hunting things, drinking, listening to his favorite bands in the Impala, having eye-sex with Castiel, and teasing Sam about his girl hair.
Dean- *staring at Cas*
Castiel- *staring at Dean*
Sam- Oh my God! Dean Winchester, confess your love for him already!
by I.Am.A.Sociopath December 15, 2015
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