Weezer Fan

The most basic of the single celled organisms.

I'm so glad Leo Henry isn't a Weezer Fan.

by Leo Henreezer August 30, 2021

Weedarded

Used when you have smoked to much weed and you can no longer speak properly or move very much.

e.g. 1:

"What's wrong with Jim-Bob?"

"He's weedarded cos he's been smoking all night."

e.g. 2:

"What was wrong with you, you made no sense last night?"

"I smoked far to much last night and got weedarded and now i've got a wangover."

by Praha_666 November 12, 2009

Wheezard

A mythical creature with the holy body of a beaver, brought to life by your lords and saviors, Peace Beaver and Bartje Beaver. His pronunciation of words in french brings every boy and girl to orgasm. Even though the wheezard looks innocent I can assure you that one day, he and his mighty followers will take over the entire universe.

Only converting yourself to the beaverianism might make the wheezard consider letting you live.

Praise the wheezard! Make me shit and cum and piss and fart my pants, oh mighty god, with your wise words.

by Guy de Tré June 18, 2020

weezer

1. Nerds in consert
2. The best band ever
3. Nerd rock
4. Nerd/dork Utopia

I went to a weezer consert and bowed-down to the nerd gods.

by Andrew May 13, 2005

Weezered

When you turn a screenshot of someone and turn it into a Weezer album cover.

Adam: *sends pic of him in a blue shirt*

“Hey look at my new shirt i bought.”

Adam’s boyfriend: *screenshots, weezers Adam, and sends picture back*

“Yo you just got weezered!”

by I'mWeirderThenYouThink June 7, 2021

weezer

an alternative rock band, who debuted with their self-titled album, commonly referred to as the blue album, in 1994. their next album, pinkerton, was at first rejected by many, and the ever fickle Rolling Stone named it the worst album of 1996. they later apologized, and the album is now praised by many as being one of the best albums of the last twenty years. weezer, under the leadership of Rivers Cuomo is known for their brilliant ability to write music. they would later release two more albums, the green album, and maladroit. both failed to live up to the name of their predecessors. they recently released another album, make believe, on may 10, 2005.

Dude. Weezer owns. =w=

by hit the lights August 27, 2005

weezer

a great band. emo idiots who say they like weezer and call it emo don't know what the hell they are talking about. they first came out with the blue album, which was, in my opinion, their best. i dont mean to say that theyre other ones weren't great. green album, pinkerton, and maladroit all rocked too, but critics and "fans" expected them to be as awesome as blue. they were just as great, just a little different. and make believe got slammed by critics. who cares what those idiots think? they aren't weezer fans and therefore can't recognize they're awesome-ness. make believe actually had some really great songs.

emo girl: omigod! i love weezer, rivers cuomo is sooo cute! and his black horn-rimmed glasses are exactly like mine! he is so emo!
real weezer fan: fool, shut up. they aren't emo. and he doesn't try to be cute. he took up a vow of celibacy. idiot.

by save me from visi July 7, 2005