weaponized incompetence

When a person acts like they have no idea how to do something even though they definitely do. They do this so that later on they can act like they're the master at either to impress someone or get praise. Also known as strategic incompetence

"I don't know how to do that, you do it"
"Stop lying, everyone knows how to change a tire, weaponized incompetence is why you have no girlfriend"
"Fine, (murmurs cartoon profanities)"

by HumongousBazongas AvadaKedavra December 21, 2021

weaponized emotional instability

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.

Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

by Joe Lavode May 17, 2018

weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.

Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.

by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018

Weaponized Autism

The Ultimate Superweapon of internet users,especially 4chan. Weaponized Autism consists of repeated use of offending materials,such as Anti-LGBTQ+ posts/texts,Fandom-Triggering posts/pictures (E.G Calling Bronies Autistic,and Calling Furries no-lifes),and with 4chan's case,spamming lewd and adult content,such as pornography and it's variants. Other variants of Weaponized Autism may include Political Arguments,Computer Brickings (See Tumblr vs. 4chan),and Petitions (Also see Tumblr vs. 4chan).

Greg:Hey,have you heard about 4chan attacking Tumblr with their Weaponized Autism?
Jonathan: Yeah man,they're totally nuts!

by HANDLEALREADYUSED January 18, 2019

Weaponized Horny

The ability to channel your inner horny and fuel it as a concentration to rack up insane amounts of wins in video games.

“Damn. We can’t get a kill on these guys. They’re using Weaponized Horny

by dr. finesse January 10, 2022

weaponized autism

Something only a sufferer of "half-rack autism" (alcoholic) would say. People who are born with autism have an excuse; people suffering from half-rack autism have no excuse at all.

Dave: "Hey, Carl! What's with that flamefest on the Hyundai forum you go to?"
Carl: (as he cracks open his 11th beer of the night) "I'unno, some weaponized autism shit."
Dave: (shakes head) "Says the dumbass whose autism comes from a can...or twelve of them. Dude, that's bullshit, grow up."

by Hinkel August 11, 2019

Weaponized 4

In the game of cribbage, when a player leads with a 4, it is described as "weaponized", since there is no card in the deck which can be played that when added to 4 can total 15.

I lead with a Weaponized 4; you have been weaponized.

by Adamxii October 17, 2020