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No shit Watson

"No shit Sherlock" for retarded people. Also used to state something obvious, but not that obvious.
(on the way to school in the special bus)

Dude 1: The sky is blue.
Dude 2: No shit Watson!
by pedrodeo77 May 19, 2015
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wantonahoe bay

I was digging that chick in the bikini so hard that she took me straight to wantonahoe bay

I'm fitting to get wet on wantonahoe bay
by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010
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ian watson

another word for friend zone. This is most likely because of his ability to not finish with hoes and fear of showering with men.
Dude, im always going to be a ian watson.
by dougyp and teddyd December 21, 2010
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Richard Watterson

A character from Amazing World of Gumball. He has a brain of a pea. Can be used as an insult.
Me: You’re such a Richard Watterson.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.
by awesomebrololi June 29, 2019
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fuck off watson

the retaliation phrase for 'no shit Sherlock'
Jim: its raining
bob: no shit Sherlock

Jim: Fuck off Watson!
by BlackPanthax September 3, 2017
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Watford

Really amazing town near London, UK.

Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.

Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.

Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
They're opening a new Apple Store!
Where?

Watford!
Ha ha. Very funny.
by NemoD98 October 30, 2011
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Watson Award

When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.
When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.
by alphabetagamma12 October 3, 2009
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