watermelons

A term used primarily in Kendal, Cumbria, UK to describe the monthly torture women must endure. As per the phrase "It's like having your spine slowly ripped out from the bottom whilst simoultaniously birthing a large watermelon".

Arg, can't come out tonight, the watermelons are attacking

Oh, woe, for I am suffering with watermelons

It's watermelon week, bring me weed and chocolate

by Memma June 23, 2004

Watermelon

A fruit invented by black people

"Look it a watermelon"
"I wonder what black person made this"

by Vlahopoulos April 02, 2016

watermeloning

verb: when you piss on a girl's tits

that Bibi is a right dirty bird, she wasn't satisfied until I'd given her a good watermeloning in her Dad's bed

by Miss Teriyaki June 18, 2016

watermelons

Big, voluptuous tits

Man, get a look at those watermelons!

by pentozali November 03, 2014

Watermeloned

Mouthing "watermelon" to a song you don't know the words to to make it look like you do.

I didn't know the words to that song so I totally watermeloned it.

by DB-Watermeloner April 03, 2011

watermelons

A term used to hide the fact u r really talkin bout weeed. Code if u will.

Dude, lets hav a watermelon sesh.

Na, mate skint as a dog.

by The J.I.M.P March 06, 2005

Watermelon

A code word used by son and dad to point out a hot chick when your with your mom or sister

Mom: Hey when we get home can you guys..
son:Watermelon!!!!!!!!!
Dad: mmmmmmm, I'm hungry
son:lets go to the produce section

by zester da melesta November 19, 2011