Waterboard

To waterboard is to choose a victim in a pool or the sea, quickly grab their ankles and pull them towards you so that water goes up their bum. Giving you an uncomfortable feeling which you won’t be sure if you enjoy or detest.

I was on a family holiday and my uncle thought it would be funny to waterboard me when I was in the pool. I never left the room for the last 3 days of the trip due to the sensation/discomfort

by Bigpopz December 24, 2018

waterboarding

1. A form of enhanced interrogation used by CIA Operators with some success.

2. Masturbating in the shower.

3. Having sex in the shower.

4. Pouring water over the giver's head while recieving oral sex.

Yo man... I had to resort to waterboarding _____ to find the WMDs.

by pittcat08 October 01, 2009

Chocolate waterboard

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.

Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.

by pdxgrl February 13, 2010

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.

The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 09, 2017

Kentucky Waterboarding

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.

I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018

verbal waterboarding

The act of spewing thoughts, ideas and beliefs upon others forcefully, repeatedly, and without end.

I can't get a word in the conversation; he's constantly verbal waterboarding.

by GrapeofWrath71 September 25, 2013

waterboarding sex

A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.

Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.

by Kill yourself twice August 03, 2017