Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.

1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009

Angry werewolf

(n) a sexual act; When receiving felatio a man pulls out, unloads in the giver's face, then throws a handful of pubic hair on the giver to give them an angry, wolf-like appearance.

Careful honey, or I'll give you the angry werewolf.

by nadolf August 23, 2006

Werewolf Killer

A Werewolf Killer is slang for a Coors Light beer. What kills a werewolf? A silver bullet......and what is a Coors Light? A Werewolf Killer!

BARTENDER: What can I getcha?

COOL PERSON: I'll have a round of Werewolf Killer's for the boys!

by IVquad June 28, 2008

Werewolf

A shapeshifter that changes from human to wolf during a full moon.

The werewolf is a common monster in fiction and literature.

by Cainman September 10, 2013

Werewolf Vegetarian

A vegetarian who only eats meat on the full moon.

This type of vegetarianism is suited for those who like the health and/or animal rights aspects of a non-meat diet but who are unwilling to fully give up their taste for flesh.

"Rob I thought you were a vegetarian, why are you eating that steak???"

"I'm a Werewolf Vegetarian, it's a full moon tonight."

by Atreyu October 18, 2007

werewolf fishing

when you are fingering a hairy girl and when you pull out, you have gunk on your fingers.

bro, i was with this italian girl last night right, and ended up with nast gunk on my hand. -sounds like someone went werewolf fishing

by woah wait a sec. April 13, 2011

internet werewolf

An Internet werewolf is generally a very nice well tempered person who can rage in such a fashion over any medium that it resembles the transformation of a man into a werewolf.

Earlier that day:
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!

Post-Transformation:

Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!

Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game

Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!

Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..

Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!

Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(

by ShadowLing October 27, 2014