I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019

national give your kids whatever they want day

Parents have to give their kids whatever they want

Mom today is national give your kids whatever they want day! It’s September 16

by Liahhk August 3, 2023

ram no wantin

To not want something, someone or somewhere.

derived from 'am not wanting' (Scottish source)

chris: 'd'ya want a pack o crisps you'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer stinky crisps'

glen: 'see that bird she needs to get her hole out'
chris: 'ram no wantin her smelly hole'

chris: 'lets go to the pub eh'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer horrible stinky smelly pub'

by ramnowantinrats November 12, 2010

I do what I want, I'm punk rock

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"

Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

I want to die

What the fuck do you think it means

Jim: "I want to die".
Bob:"THE FUCK DO I SAY TO THAT!?!???!?"

by Idkwhodoyouthink January 9, 2018

Waney'd

Giving an unreciprocated I love you

Me: Did you hear about how Justin and Gracie's date went? I think he was going to tell her he loved her.
Friend: Yeah, I heard he got Waney'd!

by TurntNByrnt December 20, 2019

i want to shoot myself

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.

"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

by Unknown number13 April 13, 2014