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wanket

Wanket is categorised in the same genre as fook, feck or fxck.

It's a "bad" word or "socially unacceptable" word edited so it does not really cause offence, and can also be used to beat Forum Censors.

It essentially means to be a wanker or tosser but in a kinder more friendly way.

It is also a hybrid of the words wank and it. Meaning to masturbate.
1. Whoa, what a right wanket he was!

2. I'm gonna go wanket now. See you later.
by Spammer Saint Cristo July 16, 2008
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wanklet

a watch worn around your ankle as an anklet
hey check out my new wanklet
by twinklysparkles May 31, 2006
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wanklettefest

a festival of wanklettes, a group wankfest of several wanklettes
"What a bunch of pansies that lot are, did you hear them talking? A certifiable wanklettefest that was!"
by William King II October 11, 2008
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wankpotamus

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person
That guy is a wankpotamus
by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014
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Wanket

Hey Jim - im going for a wanket
by TheSkullCat August 1, 2014
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wanklette

A group of people on an Internet forum who keep trying to be cleverer than each other.
Generally found where one-up-man-ship is going on a lot of the time.
William King and Jet Gorgon were both part of the wanklette.
They just couldn't stop trying to better each other all the time.
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wanklettefest

a festival of wanklettes, a group wankfest of several wanklettes
"What a bunch of pansies that lot are, did you hear them talking? A certifiable wanklettefest that was!"
by William King II October 9, 2008
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