wanket

A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.

I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Wanklette

the feminine verion of the noun wanker.
Fist known usage of the word by Jet Gordon sometime in 2007, but this is subject to verification.

See that girl over there, she is a right wanklette

by Propogator October 4, 2008

Wanket

When you have a wank under a blanket while your mate is the the same bed doing the same thing.

Hughbert and Lachlan had a wanket whilst camping

by TheWho2 June 2, 2022

wanklette

Something like a pearl necklace, but in this case the cum is sprayed around the lady's ankle.

'Marjorie! Your wanklette is dripping all over the lino.'

by slimboyfat January 20, 2009

Wackett

The act of violently jerking off while pooping;
In special circumstances it may also refer to a sheisty ass dude

"Yo have you seen Adrian at all today?"

"Nah, I'm pretty sure he's been in his cabin all day trying to pull off a full Wackett."

by HB Fresh June 15, 2014

wanklette

A wanklette is a small annoying version of a wanker. Not actually big enough or annoying enough to be a full version wanker, wanklette is the next best insult.

That annoying welsh fellow in that Irish bar is such a wanklette.

by william king March 27, 2008

Wonkette

A Washington, DC-based liberal weblog or blog that focuses on politics, current events, and DC-area issues. The blog is characterized by humor, cynicism, and an overriding sarcastic tone that sets it apart from other blogs.

Wonkette bills itself as "the DC gossip" who focuses on "politics for people with dirty minds." It is edited by Alex Pareene.

Topics often include: George W. Bush, the Bush twins, Dick Cheney, Katherine "Kitty" Harris, Iraq, conservatives, Republicans, and of course, Late Night Shots.

Sample story headlines include: "New Study Proves 'Mentally Ill Voters' Love Bush," "Barack Hussein Obama Always Plotting Against Us," and "Life With Dick: Suspicious Fires, Moving Vans & More 'Hunting.'"

Wonkette is the funniest blog ever! I'm going to www.wonkette.com right now and subscribing to the RSS feed.

by maryjanie November 30, 2006