mount wannahockaloogie

Of Finding Nemo. The mountain on which Nemo is initiated into the dentist's fish tank

Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie to join in the fraternal bonds of... tankhood.

by Shark bait August 12, 2004

wankathon

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.

Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.

by zygmund July 27, 2003

Wankhat

One who engages in extreme weeniness.

Dude, stop being such a wankhat!

by Nick Eben Macleod June 2, 2007

wankasaurus

when something is so bad, its not just wank, its wankasaurus

barry: did you see skins last night?
scott: are you kidding? that shit is wankasaurus

by soapasaurus March 28, 2010

wankshaft

An exclamation of annoyance or terror. Also an insult.

Ah shit, I can't find my keys. Wankshaft!
or
You're a wankshaft. A complete and utter wankshaft.

by Ben Middlemiss July 31, 2004

wankathon

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.

The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

wankhat

1. A hat one only wears for the occasion of masturbating, usually comical or unusual in nature, e.g. a jesters hat (with bells) or an oversized cowboy hat. However, any hat is acceptable to wear, as long as it is worn only for this purpose.

2. A person highly irritating in nature and low in popularity, who has deserved the indignity of being compared to an object of ill repute, in this case a wankhat.

1. Sam: "Hey New Kid, why are you wearing a spinner hubcap on your head?"

New Kid: "Oh, that's my wankhat. I just finished whacking off while reading 'Pedophile Journal Weekly'. Wow I need to clean up. Where's the shower?"

Sam: "That's well gross. You're a fucking freak. Don't ever talk to me again. I hope you fucking die."

2. Beau: "Matt, you are the biggest wankhat to ever befoul our fair civilization."

*Everyone points and laughs*

Matt: "Sob. I'm going to go write some depressing poetry and imitate a mop."

*Matt runs off crying*

*Everyone points and laughs*

All: "Jeez, what a wankhat! Hopefully he kills himself!"

by Redhead and the fat man January 16, 2009